So Steven Spielberg dies and goes to heaven and meets Gabriel at the gates and Gabriel says
"Great to meet you, God really loves your movies, if there is anything you need, you come to me, I'm your man."
and Steven says
"Well you know, I always wanted to meet Stanley Kubrick. Do you think you could arrange that?"
and Gabriel looks at him and says
"You know Steven, of all the things you could ask for, why would you ask for that? You know that Stanley doesn't take meetings."
"Well you said that if there was anything I wanted."
and Gabriel says
"I'm really sorry, I can't do that."
So now he's showing Spielberg around heaven and Steven sees this guy with a beard, wearing an army jacket, riding a bycicle and Steven says to Gabriel
"Oh my God, look over there, that's Stanley Kubrick, couldn't we stop him and say hello?"
and Gabriel pulls Steven to the side and says
"That's not Stanley Kubrick, that's God, he just thinks he's Stanley Kubrick."
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